Fear and loathing on Walsworth Common
Sunday, July 20th, 2008Of all the undignified ways to shuffle off this mortal coil, getting sucked into bottomless mud while clearing litter in your local park has got to rank right up there.
"And then he said..."
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Posts Tagged ‘bloody embarrassing moments’
Changing room buttocks
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005It was a bad buttock night tonight at the gym.
There's an etiquette to men's changing rooms in England, quite different to the one I found when I was in Iceland. It may, thinking about it, have evolved from what you did at school when you were changing after games lessons and knew you'd get chased [...]
Too much metaphysics
Wednesday, August 17th, 2005As a general rule, I like to waft gently through life in a pleasant sort of daze, without thinking too deeply about anything. I find this approach can generally be relied upon to reduce stress levels, although it was something of a disadvantage during my former career as a politician.
Regular readers will know that from [...]
