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Joke

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

I hadn't heard this one before - apologies if you had.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “OH NO!” President Bush exclaims. “That's terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President Bush looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

(With thanks to Jules, who sent it.)

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The fish stinks from the head

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

I see George Bush has put himself in charge of the investigation into what went wrong during the response to Hurricane Katrina. Hmmm. Presumably we can expect to hear evidence from the previously unknown group “Superdome Veterans for Truth” about how actually it was all the fault of, well, everybody except Bush and nothing bad happened anyway.

Meanwhile, this is the response of Aaron Broussard, a local mayor-type, to the performance of the emergency response organisations: “Take whatever idiot they have at the top, give me a better idiot. Give me a caring idiot. Give me a sensitive idiot. Just don't give me the same idiot.”

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