That's my girlfriend, that is
Thursday, January 19th, 2006
Is there no end to her talents?
- When astrofiammante is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- Astrofiammante once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained astrofiammante.
- The first domain name ever registered was astrofiammante.com.
- Birds do not sleep in astrofiammante, though they may rest in her from time to time!
- Astrofiammanteolatry is the mindless worship of astrofiammante!
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as astrofiammante.
- The deepest part of astrofiammante is over 35,000 feet deep!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than astrofiammante.
- Astrofiammante can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.