Ho ho ho (reprise)
Monday, December 27th, 2004
This Christmas I have:
Eaten very little except breakfast cereal and pickled onions, which makes me fear I may be pregnant
Become mainly nocturnal
Enjoyed driving through a central London with no buses or pedestrians, as a result of working both Christmas Day and Boxing Day
Showed great forebearance when faced with a staff restaurant where absolutely everything was free on Christmas Day, and only took one bar of chocolate with my bagel
Made it all the way through to Boxing Day before finally dissolving in tears at Fairytale of New York
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