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The nine circles of Hell, my version:

Triple H, George W Bush
Circle I Limbo

Al Davis and the Oakland Raiders
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

John C Murphy
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Bill Gates
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Fat businessmen on trains
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists, Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Members of the BNP and National Front
Circle VII Burning Sands

People who believe what they read in the Daily Mail
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

John Leslie
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell