The man was just born unlucky – what were the odds of this?
EDIT: Looks like the site I’m linking to is intermittently falling apart under the strain… it’s a custom-generated version of the CNN story on the Dick Cheney shooting with Lembit’s name, occupation and photo inserted as the victim. If it’s not generating the full page now, give it a try in an hour or so.
2008 EDIT: the domain’s expired, so I’ve removed the link. It was funny at the time, though.