Just been for a 1am stroll round the flats and out onto the main road to see where the music, shouting and smoke are all coming from.
One lot of neighbours, with a marquee and a taste for Status Quo and Kylie, seem to have packed up for the night. But another lot have jacked the volume up and are screaming and dancing in their back garden to crap 90s club tracks.
The smoke is probably coming from some sort of flaming brand one of the neighbours have got going on their terrace, but it could be the park on fire again – the grass has been torched three times in the past week by our charming local youth.
I love living here.