Ugh. Way too early in the day for me. Have to get into work early.

I seemed to spend the weekend driving past firefighters' picket lines and hooting – at least seven times during the weekend as the allotment and the Tube station Lisa travelled from both had fire stations on the route to them. Have to say, I was getting pretty bored with the whole hoot-and-wave business by the end of Sunday.

Oh, and I demonstrated my inner shallowness by buying a PlayStation 2 :o) All I can say is, your chances of winning in Formula One are greatly reduced if you drive a Minardi and try to use a game pad rather than one of those steering wheel things. And in the WWE (WWF in old money) the boss's daughter is suspiciously good at the Royal Rumble…