Subtlety: best avoided when hungry


Sandwich vendor: What would you like?
Me: Oh, anything that didn’t used to be alive
Sandwich vendor: I remember, you don’t like salad do you? Ham and mustard?
Me: Fairly sure that used to be alive.
Sandwich vendor: Corned beef, then? Tuna and sweetcorn?
Me: Er…
Sandwich vendor: Oh – are you vegetarian?