Look, I was hungry, okay?

Seedy Sanchez Pot Noodle - How deep is my shame?

And as if eating it wasn't bad enough, the blasted thing splashed over my shirt so now I smell like a Mexican restaurant's dustbins and look like a bird's shat on me.

Worst of all – it tasted goooood

Ooh – almost forgot to say – everyone go say “hi” to , my stepsister, who's now on DeadJournal.