Subtlety: best avoided when hungry

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Sandwich vendor: What would you like?
Me: Oh, anything that didn’t used to be alive
Sandwich vendor: I remember, you don’t like salad do you? Ham and mustard?
Me: Fairly sure that used to be alive.
Sandwich vendor: Corned beef, then? Tuna and sweetcorn?
Me: Er…
Sandwich vendor: Oh – are you vegetarian?

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