Posts Tagged ‘Exploding kitchen appliances’
20 Jul 2005: A little bit of toast
I am in the grip of a glorious and magnificent obsession, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. We live in a rented, furnished flat, so handy household good such as the microwave, the kettle and the toaster came with it. Not unreasonably, many of them are pretty much at the bottom end of the […]
19 Jun 2005: Toast
You remember that bit at the end of the fifth season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where the portal opens into the hell-dimension and there's these great flares of blue light and a whole load of eerie crackling noises and you think the world's about to end? That was our kitchen earlier this evening, that […]
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